Tuesday, October 15, 2013

My new book

Apparently I rock at imagining ways to be super awkward around attractive people, so here is chapter two of
WORST EVER; surefire ways to make sure that fine ass person over there is never ever alone with you again

sneezing so hard while holding their iPhone or DS or similar that when you drop and destroy it it looks like you smashed it on purpose

looking over at them so often during a test the teacher flunks you for cheating, and then him for helping you

pointing out a really creepy pedophile to him
his dad in a white van

insulting overplayed song that comes on
"it's my favorite..."

"GAWD I hate people who show too much cleavage! look at her, could her boobs be ANY more prominent?"
his sister

trying to play it cool
"that girls ass is nice. you should ask her out"
does

More to come later,
Magicadabra

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