Apparently I rock at imagining ways to be super awkward around attractive people, so here is chapter two of
WORST EVER; surefire ways to make sure that fine ass person over there is never ever alone with you again
sneezing so hard while holding their iPhone or DS or similar that when you drop and destroy it it looks like you smashed it on purpose
looking over at them so often during a test the teacher flunks you for cheating, and then him for helping you
pointing out a really creepy pedophile to him
his dad in a white van
insulting overplayed song that comes on
"it's my favorite..."
"GAWD I hate people who show too much cleavage! look at her, could her boobs be ANY more prominent?"
his sister
trying to play it cool
"that girls ass is nice. you should ask her out"
does
More to come later,
Magicadabra
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