WORST EVER: making cute guys worldwide give you a wide berth in less than two minutes CHAPTER THREE

"Guys who wear wife beaters are CREEEEPY"
Takes of jacket.
You know what he's wearing, ladies.

THAT'S RIGHT IT'S WORST EVER TIME!!!!
Installment three

Cutting thread off shirt, right under sleeve
Sneeze.
Hole displaying the pits you haven't shaved because winter and long sleeve season.

Ranting about guys who don't shave their pits.
Crush waves.

These are all pit related. Apparently I have a pit fetish.

Crush reads blog.
Sees only "Apparently I have a pit fetish." and leaves.

Load Youtube video to show crush.
Ad for sex buddies pops up.
"these are totally made up. God, what happened to ad tailoring?"
*brought to you by Google Ad Tailoring

-_- that one actually happened because I googled the sex buddies song from Scrubs. Except it was in front of like a pack of friends.
Is that better?