WORST EVER; Tales from beyond the single CHAPTER FOUR

So you're walking down the street and a cute guy looks at you. Do you?
A) sexily wink
B) blush and look away
C) awkwardly wave
or
D) trip
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ALL WRONG! You sneeze the worlds largest snot-ball because
THIS
IS
WORST EVER
the saddest compilation of lonely, fail, and clumsy ALL IN ONE! :D

We've all been there. You get assigned a seat next to HIM and we aren't talking Him god, we're talking that feller you've been eyeing from afar for quite a while now. Quickly you layer more poison goop mascara on.  You wave and smile at him, and he looks at you with a little smile.
You smile back, and decide to go for it and slowly bat your eyes.
Drying your mascara to your bottom lid.

Pantsing him as a joke and more than pants come off

He tries to turtle your backpack as a joke and out spill millions of tampons.

Go to hand him a cupcake you worked on ALL NIGHT and launch it into his luscious face.

Oh and also he's allergic to peanuts.

YOU DARE TO RUN WITH SCISSORS

You make a racist joke because all his friends usually do. Apparently he's the one in the group that's offended by that. (Although, racist jokes? Never a good idea, you earned that one.)

He says "haha did you know there's a rehab place with your name?"
Of course I do!

And this evening's finale....

You spill glue on your pants.
He walks in and sees.
"Oh, haha it's just frosting!"
licks glue off fingers
you're still holding the glue bottle.