To show affection we hug (an action seen as aggression to ALL other animals), kiss (c'mon, how weird a thing is kissing when you think about it?), and give bouquets of flowers to loved ones.
Here. These flowers reminded me of you, so I murdered them and am giving you their corpse so you can watch their beauty slowly die- like yours potentially! wink wink.
We inflate sacks of rubber to celebrate aging, and light explosives on holidays. We watch people attack each other to put spheres in goals, and then go so excited watching it we stampede and trample hundreds to death. We jump off of buildings with cloth bundles and wind to break our fall, and are amazed when injuries occur.
People are f*cking weird.
We paint our hair, toes, face and whole body with colors, and stick metal jewelry all over. It's considered normal to stab our earlobes to hang things from them. It's normal for people to drink poison in the form of alcohol, and inhale fumes with cigarettes.
We are bizarre!
WHO COMES UP WITH THIS SH*T?
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